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Fake headlines from a Photoshop contest. I, for one, welcome our new despotic overlords. As a respected blogger, I can help lead my army of loyal readers to your underground despot caves. Take that, New York Post.

USA: FOXNews.com - Politics - Quotes: Kerry and Edwards: Fair and balanced! Doesn’t this happen in most presidential campaigns? I’m sure Reagan and Bush 41 never said anything bad about each other in the 1980 primary season. “Voodoo economics”? Just a misunderstanding between close friends. Now give me that microphone. “Senators John Kerry and John Edwards may be running together on the same presidential ticket, but during the primaries they campaigned against each other, often making less than friendly comments. ”

USA: Yahoo! News - Cosby Has Harsh Words for Black Community: ” Cosby made headlines in May when he upbraided some poor blacks for their grammar and accused them of squandering opportunities the civil rights movement gave them. He shot back Thursday, saying his detractors were trying in vain to hide the black community’s “dirty laundry.” “Let me tell you something, your dirty laundry gets out of school at 2:30 every day, it’s cursing and calling each other n —  —  — as they’re walking up and down the street,” Cosby said during an appearance at the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition & Citizenship Education Fund’s annual conference. “They think they’re hip,” the entertainer said. “They can’t read; they can’t write. They’re laughing and giggling, and they’re going nowhere.”“