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USA: Hooters is not a family restaurant. Do we really need a Hooters Casino in Las Vegas?

Sports: I’m not sure who is the dumber group: Dallas Cowboys fans or the city of Arlington, which is close to approving a US$650 million Cowboys stadium with a retractable dome. God doesn’t have to watch the Cowboys all the time.

World: If you think your life is hairy, meet Yu Zhenhuan, who is almost completely covered in hair. He recently had an operation to remove hair that had grown into his inner ear.

USA: Faced with days of political protests, New York City offers peaceful protesters discounts to shows and restaurants. It’s better than dogs and firehoses. Another fabulous Bloomberg idea, in the tradition of banning protest marches in Central Park. Bribe the masses! Let them eat cake!

Movies: Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash. Bring your boomstick. Maybe they can throw Elvis and JFK into the mix, too.